Comments on: Number ones http://dreamflesh.com/blog/2009/11/number-ones/ Ecological crisis and archaeologies of consciousness Tue, 13 Dec 2011 10:17:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Grey http://dreamflesh.com/blog/2009/11/number-ones/comment-page-1/#comment-9230 Grey Wed, 16 Dec 2009 04:19:29 +0000 http://dreamflesh.com/?p=818#comment-9230 great article ! i love it .. Thank for this. great article ! i love it .. Thank for this.

]]> By: Joel http://dreamflesh.com/blog/2009/11/number-ones/comment-page-1/#comment-9205 Joel Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:52:14 +0000 http://dreamflesh.com/?p=818#comment-9205 Since I have been 'resting' from the journal, the searches coming to my site have mostly been respectable. But for a while I used to collect them all into <a href="http://www.biroco.com/other/searchstrings.htm" rel="nofollow">one file</a>. All of those were in the top ten at one time or other. For at least two years I was number one in Google on 'Nigerian whores'. I also attracted a lot of attention on the search 'fucking in the bath', but that must have led to some disappointment as the post in question was about a bath too big to go up the stairs, leading to the person trying to get it up saying 'fucking bath' a lot. But I think it was 'tibetan girls naked' that made me realise there was a whole area of the porn industry that had just not taken off, and I was seeing the first dribble of excitement. When I start up the journal again next year, I may well taken up your challenge. Since I have been ‘resting’ from the journal, the searches coming to my site have mostly been respectable. But for a while I used to collect them all into one file. All of those were in the top ten at one time or other.

For at least two years I was number one in Google on ‘Nigerian whores’. I also attracted a lot of attention on the search ‘fucking in the bath’, but that must have led to some disappointment as the post in question was about a bath too big to go up the stairs, leading to the person trying to get it up saying ‘fucking bath’ a lot.

But I think it was ‘tibetan girls naked’ that made me realise there was a whole area of the porn industry that had just not taken off, and I was seeing the first dribble of excitement.

When I start up the journal again next year, I may well taken up your challenge.

]]> By: Merrick http://dreamflesh.com/blog/2009/11/number-ones/comment-page-1/#comment-9203 Merrick Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:06:42 +0000 http://dreamflesh.com/?p=818#comment-9203 Quality stuff there, Gyrus. I also tagged A Daisy Through Concrete, who <a href="http://bristlingbadger.blogspot.com/2009/11/number-ones.html?showComment=1258969490034#c5296742002972500815" rel="nofollow">reports</a> that one of his is: <i>"a boat carved out of a giant carrot"</i> This particular phrase returns 101 exact matches, all of them referring to me. Which I think, according to the rules of the internet, means that I now have to get it carved on my headstone. Does this mean you might end up under a grave declaring 'strap-on transexual freud devil'? Quality stuff there, Gyrus. I also tagged A Daisy Through Concrete, who reports that one of his is:

“a boat carved out of a giant carrot”

This particular phrase returns 101 exact matches, all of them referring to me. Which I think, according to the rules of the internet, means that I now have to get it carved on my headstone.

Does this mean you might end up under a grave declaring ‘strap-on transexual freud devil’?

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